When they were done, she told him to call her the next time he

Your girlfriend was crying when she got home.

He makes sure you kiss her after he's done, as well.

He made you beg for the next one, too.

What she didn't tell you was that afterwards, she blew the landlord

She hurt you the last time you stood up to her, so....

You were no longer allowed to touch her. You should be grateful

You knew what was gonna happen when she pulled out the phone

When she's really worked up, she does it until you pass out.

You blew your wad a few minutes later. They were just getting

Your bully always thought your girl was cute, and told you it

Turns out that anybody can bully you if they have enough muscle.

She keeps the money. You get nothing. (Part 2)