Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

would you let this naughty girl sit on your lap?

Looking for someone to sit on

Papi I’m looking for a face to sit on…any volunteers?

Christmas pj’s season! Can I sit on your lap and tell you what

When I sit on your lap and feel something hard forcing its way

this naughty elf is looking for somewhere to sit 🎅

Sorry Santa, I was a naughty girl

Come sit on daddy’s lap 🍆 [m]

can I sit on your lap and practice my strip dance...