You deserve one of my fart jars under your tree for Christmas.

Let’s fuck under the Christmas tree

I’m under your Christmas tree waiting to be opened

What would you do if you found me under your Christmas tree?

Merry Christmas! I want to be under your tree tonight

Merry XXXmas! I hope you get something nice under the Christmas

Would you mind if you would find me under your Christmas tree?

Would you mind if you would find me under your Christmas tree?

Would you mind if you would find me under your Christmas tree?

I left my tree up because I’m still waiting for you to fuck

Yes, I still have my Christmas tree here and I’m still waiting

Just sitting in a public under a tree and masturbating, what