When I was kidnapped while traveling, my family and friends couldn't

"Keep quiet or I'll possess you next." I make a shush motion

“Look mom I learned how to tie my hair into a ponytail, Mooom

My mom invited my family over after second puberty turned me

Being a shapeshifter has a lot of perks. My favorite thing is

When my girlfriend said she wanted to take part in No Nut November

I bet my room mate that England would beat the US in the world

My Father was a rather patriotic man, obsessed with his country.

Mom always wanted a daughter so while I was sleeping she put

I wanted to learn how to deepthroat better than my ex when I

Happy Cheeks Tuesday! ✅ 🍑 🤤 I wanted to wear a tight

My neighbor caught me using an astral projection spell and said