Looking for a face to sit on, is yours available?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need something to sit on Maybe your face

can I sit on your face while your eat your way to my heart?-

Can I sit this ass on ur face

On my way to sit on your face!

I really need a face to sit on

Would you let me sit on your face?

Let me sit on your face please.

Imagine how lucky your wife is that I get to sit on her face

Do you want me to sit on your face?

``Should I really sit on your face?``