[f]inally got a real dildo :) who wants to break it in with me

Got a new toy so had to take it for a test ride

Got a new toy and wanted to show it off [f]

Got my first Fleshlight and decided to make a video if you're

New cage, time to break it in.

"It's only been a little one for a while... It's really tight".

"It's only been a little one for a while... It's really tight".

Got half way through watching Desperado and had to pause it to

New piece time to break it in

Got a bit drunk and had to get it

Got a new ring light and had to try it out

Got horny at work and had to jerk off in the utility tunnel