wife said she only wants anal from now on

said he had a tickle in the back of his throat

THE TOXIC MUSIC

Your girlfriend said she had to go to the bathroom at your friends‘

Hubby said some lucky guy can fill my holes. Any cubs wants to

Someone said this is where we go to get our “ certified MILF”

Russian propagandist Mangushev brought a skull to the stand-up

Deleted because someone said I was ugly... reuploaded because

We Gotta Meet She Said

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She said he was toxic...

She said she would only touch me if I wore the outfit...