can a thick 19yo cheer you up today?

Rip my yoga pants and bury your face in my ass (19f)

Drink my piss, that's an order

If I was on the menu, would you order me?

Would you get me a birthday drink? What would you order?

Would you get me a birthday drink? What would you order?

Would you get me a birthday drink? What would you order?

Would you get me a birthday drink? What would you order?

When a friend invites you to his birthday and you drink too much...

When a friend invites you to his birthday and you drink too much...

Did somebody order a drink

I sucked salesman for a 15% discount on my order!