Your goth fleshlight has been delivered! Please handle package

I work for UPS so I'll handle your package with care ;)

Small package, handle with care

My Job Description Says I Have To Handle His Package With Care

I may not work for UPS but I’d still handle your package with

I may not work for UPS but I’d still handle your package with

I may not work for UPS but I’d still handle your package with

I may not work for UPS but I’d still handle your package with

I may not work for UPS but I’d still handle your package with

I may not work for UPS but I’d still handle your package with

I want to handle your package with care 😉

I always handle the package with care