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Dating Deal Breakers
StandUpComedy by Coughdrop27
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I need to be fucked twice a day… deal?
Im craving the real deal ♥
I will let you f*ck me all you want, as long as you cum on my
Can I be your maid? I’ll clean your room, and you can clean
[F4M] We both knew it was wrong, but my brother and I discovered
Could I make you consider dating a petite nursing student like
If you eat my pussy, I’ll suck your cock. Sound like a deal?
You can't deal with my charm
you eat me out and I'll suck your cock, deal?
Suck my titties and I'll suck your dick, deal?
My Older Sister, Who Has Always Liked Me When She Was Dating
You’re only allowed to fuck me in the hall if you go raw, deal?