Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Uh my legs are tired can I sit on your face

Mind if I sit on your face? 🙈

Hopefully you don’t mind if I sit on your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I want to sit on your face, do you mind?🍆🍆