May i take this seat?

may I take a seat on your face?

May I please have a seat, sir?

may I have a seat here? :)

may i gave a seat ? ;) and not on the chair please hehe

May I take a seat on your face?

i see that your face is available, may i take a seat?

May I offer you a seat? (Shawty with the dick)

This chubby ass needs a seat, may I borrow your face or dick?

May i have a seat?

May I use your face as a seat

may I have a seat