Would you be ok with me using your face as my seat?

I need a seat, can I use your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

The last thing you‘ll see before I take a seat on your face

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Can I take a seat on your face

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Let me use your face as a seat

I need a seat. Preferably a face.

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat?

Just about to take a seat on your face!

i need a seat, is your face available?