His wife always has to buy new yoga pants because he keeps ripping

You are the reason i'm always wet ❤️

You are the reason i'm always wet 🥰

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

The only reason I’d want to get out of bed is so you could

This is the real reason I always take so long in the dressing

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.

[F]or some reason, my pants always end up on the floor.