Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available

Looking for a face to sit on, is yours available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Just looking for somewhere to sit down

Papi I’m looking for a face to sit on…any volunteers?

would you let me sit on your face if I asked nicely?

Im looking for a place to sit

Tired from college.. looking for a face to sit on hihi