Can I use your face like a chair sir?

May I use your face as a chair

Kneel down and offer your face as my new chair

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

sorry i lost my chair can i sit on your face?

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

May I use your face as a chair

I hope you don’t mind if I use your face as my chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it