A friend sent me this, I guess I’ll report the hack?

Guess who overdosed & needs tech support

I want a baby in me but I guess a dick will work 🤷🏼‍♀️😈

Goes without saying, my bull and I had a great fucking time.

While at work I get a text for my DL married buddy that Father’s

Bullied the wrong girl at school. She did something to get back

I guess small natural tits are better than oversized fake ones

My dad is an extremely talented hypnotist. I thought he only

Guess my age

Do you have a prejac stopwatch? I guess the time and you tell

This Japanese Model Just Did Something CRAZY In An Elevator!

I guess I belong here ;)