i need a face to sit

I need a face to sit on...

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Anyone have a face I can sit on?

Can I sit on your face?

I need a face to sit on please

On my way to sit on your face!

On my way to sit on your face!

I need a face to sit on...

Can I sit on your face please

would you let me sit on your face if i asked nicely?

Would you let me sit on your face?