we didn't even have the time to get my jeans off ;) (OC)

Even a quick one to clear my head is a big load

I dismissed my gf’s complaints about being stared at in the

I was playing video games with my friend Mike when my router

In this torture room of the museum, I only had a moment to show

"So, who's the loser now?" I say to my bully. School's always

When I got fired from my old job, I took the advice of a friend

I made a stupid wish, I wished to be the type of guy that girls

After I made humiliated the local Karen at my service job, she

You and I were best friends. Things were going great. You’d

Didn't even give her time to think about how good it felt 💦

My roommate never respected me- he was always bringing dates