I closed those close ads with speed when watching with the family

Medic's always play it cool

Busted

All signs suggest not a chance

This is the proper way to give cpr

Slow burn Joke from a Newzealand radio station.

my big tits need oxygen, can you do CPR on them?

miss communication

Average Twitter user

A true cinematic masterpiece

Wait a minute!

Luckily I'm a nurse so I can give you CPR after I smother you