Meet me in the employee break room

This is what I’m up to in the employee bathroom

Dragged one of the office chairs into the employee bathroom so

New employee? Proceed to the rear entrance...

HR gave me an award for employee retention...fortunately, they

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

I think I am the favorite employee...

Tell HR to stop worrying...I've got employee retention under

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

HR gave me an award for employee retention...thank goodness they

New employee? Proceed to the rear entrance...

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention