Just sitting in a public under a tree and masturbating, what

Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.

Let’s fuck under the Xmas tree

May I be under your tree tonight

Would you let me fuck after the first date

Let me show you what’s hiding under my skirt

Fiona Richmond -- Let's Get Laid (1978)

Let's get clean and then dirty again

Oh no I'm stuck under this tree, I hope someone doesn't breed