When the Head Cheerleader said I was an ugly nerd, I was outraged,

I was visiting my local strip club when a bouncer came up to

When I found out my landlord was charging me a whole lot extra

Some guy in a suped up muscle car kept honking and me and saying

My Dad would always mock me for my tastes in plus size women

I went out on a date with someone I met on Tinder, only for them

I had an annoying Bully who was always making rude remarks about

When the Jock overheard me trying to find a date too the dance

My bosses secretary had gained alittle weight and he immediately

Me, my brother, and our Dog Sadie were just chilling in the living

Things had not turned out the way I expected. I had swapped bodies

My Bully was in first place for Prom King and I was pissed. So

While at a red stoplight some guy in a truck pulled up next too