This one’s for all the stepdads who would make a (very welcome)

That cosplay hugs her body so tight you can see eeeeeverything...

I know how you much want goon on my pixels

This is your award, probably the only one you have ever received

You’re just a loser ❤️ Always have been, always will be.

If only you could see how amazing this ass is.. But you’re

Alpha redditors get titty drops, betas get pixels!

Aww so close, but I know you live only for pixels

All that real-life denial ruined you. Now you're nothing but

bitch, you better be on your knees worshipping your goddess's

purr say thank you mummy for the pixels

Hey, beta! Watch the pixels covering my beautiful body while