Can I sit on your face please?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Looking for a place to sit… can it please be your face mister?

Please let me sit on your face

Please let me sit on your face

Can i please sit on your face

On my way to sit on your face!

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Can I please sit on your face

Please let me sit on your face

I want to sit on your face, please

Someone please let me sit on their face.