I had a date with my crush and I was the happiest man on heart,

I was hot and bothered and incredibly selfish tonight 😜🤪

"Sorry guys, I'm busy tonight..."

Sorry honey this is all you get for tonight 😈

Sorry honey have to work late tonight don’t wait up x

“Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight”

“Sorry honey, I’ll be late to the ritual tonight. Something

“It was super busy at the store honey, sorry for the wait”

Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I'm... "busy"

I'm sorry, honey, I can't look at you, I'm busy, I'm too horny

Sorry lads. Cant go to the pub tonight, my bussy is.... I mean

I'm sorry honey i was busy at my bulls house