Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I wanna use your face as a seat

I need a seat, can I use your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Just imagine the view HE had in the back seat of my car.

This ass could be yours today .. Can I sit on your face?

Is it okay for me to take a seat on your face?

Can I seat on your face? [f]

Insert face here

Lemme use your face as a seat

Umm I think your face is my assigned seat?