May I use your face as a chair?

Your face - my chair

I'm looking for a face to be my personal chair 🍑🪑.

I'll use your face as my chair

Can I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I just wanna use your face as a chair

You’re face looks like my next chair

Can I use your face as a chair? 🌶🪑

Who wants to let me use their face as my chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!