Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Can I sit on your face?

Should I sit on your face using this fat ass..

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

This is exactly how I will sit on your face..

Would you let me sit on your face?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

On my way to sit on your face!

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

if you like tiny girls let me sit on your face?

Is your face taken? looks good to sit on it

Isn't your face taken? looks comfortable to sit on