When I found out almost my entire friend group wasn't celebrating

someone should teach me a lesson about wearing panties under

You jokingly made a Grindr profile to mess with some gay dudes,

I was at a house party when a guy said I didnt belong, that no

She rather wanted it in her throat instead

I would rather pleasuring someone else.

I would rather be humping someone.

Would rather someone on thier knees receiving all this

My mom had swapped mine and my sisters bodies after I was failing

“Go on, do 25 more if it’s so easy!” I’ll admit, I was

My Father was a rather patriotic man, obsessed with his country.

Which would you rather grab: my fat titties, thick thighs, or