I need a face to sit on

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

May I sit on your face?!

I really need a place to sit. Mind if I use your face?

On my way to sit on your face!

I need a face to sit on...

Would you let me sit on your face?

Daddy can I sit on your face or lap

On my way to sit on your face!

Can I sit on your face daddy?

would you let me sit on your face?