Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there? [f]

May I, sit on your face?

Sir, may I ask for a polite slap through my dress

Sir, may I ask for a polite slap through my dress

Can I have a seat on your face?

May I have a seat on your face sir?

Can I take a seat on your face

May I finish in your face?

may I sit on your face sir?

Exuse me sir do you have a face can I seat on?

I may have an innocent face, but you should never judge a book

Let me seat on your face with my soft cheeks ;)