I hope you don't mind if I squirtle all over you

Would you let me sit on your lap if I ask politely?

I hope you don't mind me sitting on your lap with these pants

Would you mind having this on your lap?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Mind if i sit on your lap?

Mind if i sit on your lap?

Do you mind some stubble?? also it's my bday

Do you mind if I take a sit on your face after the gym?

Would you mind sitting on my lap real quick? 👉🏻👈🏻

Do you mind if I sit on your lap?

Hope you don't mind them a bit moist