I want your face to be my chair

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

You are going to love when i use your face like a chair [f]

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Let me use your face as my chair

May I use your face as a chair

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

May I use your face as a chair

Mind if I use your face as my chair?

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat

can i use your face as my personal chair?