I don't mean to brag, but I think I've just figured out employee

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've just figured out employee

If HR knew what my open door policy actually meant...I'd be fucked

I don't mean to brag, but I think I've figured out employee retention

Who says you can't have fun at work? 🙃 (Mid-thirties Exec)

HR gave me an award for employee retention...they never asked

If I ask very nicely, will you eat me out during my next Zoom

If you call my office and it goes to voicemail...now you know

mid night craving - ass version 18F

So, the thing about employee retention...you've got to work for

[19], mid boobs, shy and a bit chubby please dont be mean 🥺

Just trying to keep office morale 'up' 😉 (mid-thirties Exec)