Can I sit on your face daddy?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you survive if I would sit on your face?

Let me have a sit on your face please!

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I need a face to sit on...

I need a face to sit on...

I need a face to sit on...

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

Daddy, I want to sit on your face

Would you let me take a sit on your face?