Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Hey, I'm looking for a place to sit

Hey, I'm looking for a place to sit

Your face is so comfortable, can I sit down?

Looking for a more comfortable place to sit 🍆😈

Looking for a more comfortable place to sit 🍆😈

Looking for a more comfortable place to sit 🍆😈

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?