Who wants to let me borrow their face?

is your face available for me to have a seat?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Could you lend me your face to sit on please?

Can I use your face as my seat on our first date? [f]

your face would make a great seat!

Can your face be my new seat? [f]

Naughty girl ready to fulfill all your dirtiest fantasies. Do

Your face looks like a comfortable seat for my ass!

May I borrow your face for a minute? ;)

Exuse me sir do you have a face can I seat on?

Your face would make a good seat 💗