Let's play Goldilocks and [f]ind the best bottle. Bottle No.

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I tried so hard but it wouldn't fit all the way 😔

my first double Penetration. I'll try this with cucumbers next

waving hello

Would you like to see a TRICK? It’ll be a real TREAT!! Happy

sometimes juice bottles just call out to you. ;)

I love being stuffed

This is how they make ratatouille. 🍆

I bought you a coffee 😉

I needed something a little bigger

So sad that everyone has automatic cars now!