It’d be much easier to rate me if you were sitting on this,

I could spank myself but I’d rather someone else do it for

Horny and the wife's at church, guess I'll have to sort myself

Guess I’ll have to use this if you’re not around)

Guess I’ll have to use this if you’re not around

When no one is around to do it…I can myself

you're not here so I guess i'll have to spank myself

you're not here so I guess i'll have to spank myself

you're not here so I guess i'll have to spank myself

you're not here so I guess i'll have to spank myself

you're not here so I guess i'll have to spank myself

you're not here so I guess i'll have to spank myself