I love taking care of my friends morning wood, who’s next?

Can I have your morning wood?

Would you give a tight virgin your morning wood?

Does your morning wood need a ride?

Could your morning wood handle me?

Could a girl from 2004 be old enough for your morning wood?

Can I please help you get rid of the morning wood

Save this for your morning wood

Do you feel like I deserve to look after your morning wood

Can’t control my morning wood

It's not gay to save your bro from a case of morning wood, right?

I need morning sex