If only this wasn't off-frame! Figured you guys will like it

This wasn’t a nude beach hehe (f)

This wasn’t the necklace I was hoping for…

This wasn’t the necklace I had in mind…

This wasn't supposed to be a puke video.

If only this wasn't soap covering me 😩

This piece of plastic is soooo much bigger than my little dick

This wasn't working with his Feng Shui.

This one trick plastic surgeons don't want you to know!

If only this wasn't my husband's dick

This wasn’t supposed to happen but I’m not complaining

This wasn’t my intention when I bought this book lol