Why can’t I ever get it in the toilet? 😕 [F]

A night out and found a bathroom to make a mess in, why use the

Toy stroke (WCW Nitro in the background. Don’t ask why…)

Why am I using a public toilet???

Why aren’t you taking my golden shower, instead of toilet

This is why Milo stayed in Atlantis (Princess Kida by self)

I've pissed all over my leggings, will you help me clean up?

How much would you pay to sub in for the toilet?

Why is hughie a lemon? Is he stupid?

" Bud... that girl was so hot... like so fucking hot... shit

That’s why he always fucks me bare

You can see why I'm irresistible ;)