Piggy cleaning the toilet lid with her tongue

[f]irst time outside a toilet since being potty trained (the

The toilet was right there but I’d rather pee bent over into

Why is the toilet permanently closed?!

I enjoy making her useful and she lives to be used. The line

Who needs a toilet?

I much prefer peeing through my clothes than in the toilet

In an "anywhere but the toilet" mood lately 💦

Do you want to be my toilet?

the brook is made for putting your head up and washing yourself

Sometimes I just want to be a rebel. I don't need the toilet

The tub is my toilet today