Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

You can come inside me if you let me sit on your face first

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

React if you’d let me sit on your face

I need a face to sit on...

Looking for a face to sit on

Do I have permission to sit on your face?

I’d rather not have to ask for permission to sit on your face

can I sit on your face?