thanks for 500 followers! glad to know you're all thirsting over

hey guys. thanks for 2k Karma. took a while but it feels good

What's cooler than being cool?

I feel Diana judging me

When you gotta go, you gotta go I guess.

Well that's awkward.

So glad I saw this...

No witnesses

All I'm gonna say is cheats made this possible.

A little video I made

TYPICAL FREELANCE JOB IN COLORADO

As if being violently ill wasn't bad enough.

"Homophobic joke about to explode" LMAO