original post: https://redd.it/8kldkf
Made you smirk
FreshBeaver by FreshBeaver
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You guys seemed to like my first post, so I made you something
You had convinced yourself to go to his place for your first
You were scared going into prison, but quickly made friends.
You met her in the bar and she invited you back to her place.
You never had a good relationship with your dad, so you were
You were ecstatic when your wife suggested a threesome for her
Made you stop...made you stare...you made me lose my underwear
You gotta thank her for keeping bullies away. And the proof they
You were beginning to hate dating men, in particular me. You
You've only been paying attention to her feet, so lately she
Made you look...made you stare...you made me lose my underwear!