I can show you things in the bedroom you never imagined were

The moment I saw him put my wife in the mating press, I knew

Never thought I'd be dancing like this on the Internet, but here

I hated James- really hated him. He was such a stuck-up bastard

I can show you things in the bedroom you never imagined were

I can show you things in the bedroom you never imagined were

I can show you things in the bedroom you never imagined were

I can show you things in the bedroom you never imagined were

I can show you things in the bedroom you never imagined were

Bet this sub never knew this exist. I’ve always thought they’re

I knew my girlfriend's roommate was jealous of me, but I never

I can show you things in the bedroom you never imagined were