To drink vodka

to record her baby saying "my goodness"

... to unscrew a nut.

To rob another store

Hunters have a tendency of being messy when they’re sucking

To ride without gloves

To tease a lion

To cage dive

To show off how good these shoes are

To Commit Assault With A Deadly Weapon to Tacoma Police Officer

Accepting applications for stunt cocks to twerk on for my next

To poll dance safely