Can I be your date? 🥺

I send you this right before our first date. Are you still going?

You take your date home but you weren’t ready for a surprise

You notice something different about your date compared to your

First date idea: Me, you, and lots of massage oil

i need real dick so bad 🥺

Can i do this to u under the table at our first date?

If I turned up to the date wearing this…. 🤭 what would you

What would you do if this came out after our date?

Came home to find all my clothes gone. She said she would be

Would you date a girl who’s bigger than you?

My date just stood me up. Would you?